=== Chat 1 ===

Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?
Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I am toned and perfect. What do you look like?
Wellhung: I am 6.3 and about 280 pounds.I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart.I am also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner...it smells funny.
Sweetheart: I want you.Would you like to screw me?
Wellhung: OK
Sweetheart: we are in my bedroom.there is soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table.I am looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge.
Wellhung: I am gulping, I am beginning to sweat.
Sweetheart: I am pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.
Wellhung: Now I am unbuttoning your blouse.My hands are trembling.
Sweetheart: I am moaning softly.
Wellhung: I am taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly.
Sweetheart: I am throwing my head back in pleasure.The cool silk slides off my warm skin.I am rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing.
Wellhung: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse.I am sorry.
Sweetheart: That is OK, it was not really too expensive.
Wellhung: i will pay for it.
Sweetheart: Don not worry about it.I am wearing a lacy black bra.My soft breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder.
Wellhung: I am fumbling with the clasp on your bra.I think it is stuck. Do you have any scissors?
Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly.I am reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you.
Wellhung: How did you do that? I am picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.
Sweetheart: I am arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me.
Wellhung: I am dropping the bra. Now I am licking your, you know, breasts. They are neat!
Sweetheart: I am running my fingers through your hair. Now I am nibbling your ear.
Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm.
Sweetheart: What?
Wellhung: I am so sorry. Really.
Sweetheart: I am wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse.
Wellhung: I am taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop.
Sweetheart: OK. I am pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your hard tool.
Wellhung: I am screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!
Sweetheart: I am pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.
Wellhung: I am pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you...umm... wait a minute.
Sweetheart: What is the matter?
Wellhung: I have got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I am choking.
Sweetheart: Are you OK?
Wellhung: I am having a coughing fit. I am turning all red.
Sweetheart: Can I help?
Wellhung: I am running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I am fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?
Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink.
Wellhung: I am drinking a cup of water. There, that is better.
Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover.
Wellhung: I am washing the cup now.
Sweetheart: I am on the bed arching for you.
Wellhung: I am drying the cup. Now I am putting it back in the cabinet. And now I am walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it is dark, I am lost. where is the bedroom?
Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall.
Wellhung: I found it.
Sweetheart: I am tuggin off your pants. I am moaning. I want you so badly.
Wellhung: Me too.
Sweetheart: Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately-our naked bodies pressing each other.
Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.
Sweetheart: Why do not you take off your glasses?
Wellhung: OK, but I can not see very well without them. I place the glasses on the night table.
Sweetheart: I am bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby!
Wellhung: I have to pee. I am fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom.
Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover.
Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it is dark. I am feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid.
Sweetheart: I am waiting eagerly for your return.
Wellhung: I am done going. I am feeling around for the flush handle, but I can not find it. Uh-oh!
Sweetheart: what is the matter now?
Wellhung: I have realized that I have peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I am walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way.
Sweetheart: Mmm, yes. Come on.
Wellhung: OK, now I am going to put my...you know ...thing...in your...you know...womans thing.
Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it!
Wellhung: I am touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck. Umm, I am having a little trouble here.
Sweetheart: I am moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can not stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me now!
Wellhung: I am flaccid.
Sweetheart: What?
Wellhung: I am limp. I can not sustain an erection.
Sweetheart: I am standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on my face.
Wellhung: I am shrugging with a sad look on my face, my weiner all floppy. I am going to get my glasses and see what is wrong.
Sweetheart: No, never mind. I am getting dressed. I am putting on my underwear. Now I am putting on my wet nasty blouse.
Wellhung: No wait! Now I am squinting, trying to find the night table. I am feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray, picture frames and your candles.
Sweetheart: I am buttoning my blouse. Now I am putting on my shoes.
Wellhung: I have found my glasses. I am putting them on. My God! One of our candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I am pointing at it, a shocked look on my face.
Sweetheart: Go to hell. I am logging off, you loser!
Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh noooo!

=== Chat 2 ===

hotstud69: Hello there
blondebabe4u: Hi
hotstud69: What is your name?
blondebabe4u: Sandy , urs?
hotstud69: Bob, nice to meet you.. what are you doing tonight?
blondebabe4u: Nothing, just chatting, u?
hotstud69: not too much, just sitting around... what are you wearing?
blondebabe4u: oh just my thong and a tank top.
hotstud69: oh wow, I would love to see that, what do you look like?
blondebabe4u: I am 5"6" blonde hair, green eyes, 120 lbs, you?
hotstud69: i am 6"0" 175, brown hair, blue eyes, and tan
blondebabe4u: you sound very handsome
hotstud69: how about I pull that tank top off?
blondebabe4u: Oh Bob, i would love for you too....
hotstud69: Oh yea, those look great... they feel nice too
blondebabe4u: yes bob, my 36Ds like that, you are good
hotstud69: oh yes, they feel so good, I am squeezing them..
blondebabe4u: yes bob, you know what you are doing.
hotstud69: Oh yea, I am getting so excited
blondebabe4u: need me to help you there Bob
hotstud69: oh yea, let me unzip for you
blondebabe4u: oh wow bob, you have a nice one
hotstud69: OH SHIT
blondebabe4u: What?
hotstud69: SON OF A BITCH!!!
blondebabe4u: whats wrong?
hotstud69: Got it stuck in the zipper...
blondebabe4u: What?
hotstud69: oh god, I am bleeding.....
blondebabe4u: bob, are you ok?
hotstud69: OMG... OMG...
blondebabe4u: Bob??
hotstud69: I am feeling faint... blood everywhere...
blondebabe4u: are you ok?
hotstud69: HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!
blondebabe4u: what bob what??
hotstud69: IT FEEL OFF!!!!!!!!!!!
blondebabe4u: fell off?
hotstud69: it is on the floor, laying there... I am looking at it, damn, thought it would be bigger.........
blondebabe4u: call an abulance...
hotstud69: I can not
blondebabe4u: why
hotstud69: Because I am on the computer
blondebabe4u: well get off
hotstud69: the last time tried to get off, my dick fell off........
blondebabe4u: bob??
blondebabe4u: bob??
blondebabe4u: bob??
hotstud69: has left the room

=== Chat 3 ===

BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I am ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I am gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

=== Chat 4 ===

Jdogg: Hey
QT-Pie: Hey
Jdogg: whats goin on
QT-Pie: Nothing. Who are you?
Jdogg: Jdogg . Wanna cyber?
QT-Pie: what does that mean?
Jdogg: what are you wearing?
QT-Pie: T-shirt. Jeans.
Jdogg: Garter belt?
QT-Pie: Ummm...no.
Jdogg: Are we gonna cyber or not?
QT-Pie: uh, okay.
Jdogg: Sweet, I start by rubbing your ass all around. You love this.
Jdogg: you are wet already. I can smell your pussy stink from here.
QT-Pie: WHAT?!
Jdogg: I execute standing position 12 from the Kama Sutra. Passion fills the room. Your head is close to the ceiling fan.
Jdogg: You leave everything to Jdogg.
Jdogg: I am completely inside of you. You are my dick puppet. I put on a little play.
QT-Pie: This is weird. I should go.
Jdogg: I drop you on the ground, and lay a stripe down your back.
QT-Pie: A stripe?
Jdogg: I need a sandwich.
QT-Pie: you are a freak.
Jdogg: I was great. You loved it.

=== Chat 5 ===

I.F.: My shit is hard you ready to jump aboard?
1hOttYeVe: oh yhea im so wet right now
I.F.: Why you just shower?
1hOttYeVe: no im wet for you
I.F.: Did you ever play with supersoakers when you were a kid? or that gator shit you would dive and slide down, there was that badass pool at the end of it.
1hOttYeVe: What the fuck are you talking about? You wanna cyber or not?
I.F.: I do! Sorry...I just didnt know why you were wet...then you say your wet for me, and im thinking I didnt even throw water on you...
I.F.: Im sorry lets continue!
1hOttYeVe: alright then...I walk over to you and start kissing your neck and chest
I.F.: I pop like 16 boners
1hOttYeVe: what the fuck!
I.F.: what?

=== Chat 6 ===

bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I do not know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok I am a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses do not wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it is just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses do not play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It does not get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.
Stumble It!